NarkSide: Captain’s log – May 8th 2013
Today on a diet blog, I saw someone post: “Eating isn’t fun anymore. Everybody sits down at the table and they talk about what they can’t eat. Oh how I long for a hotdog in a white bun lol.”
^^And that’s exactly what’s wrong with people nowadays… They eat for recreation. Nothing wrong with enjoying your food. Hell, I only eat things I thoroughly enjoy. But they take it a step further.
They eat because they’re bored (and boring).
They eat because they’re sitting down.
They eat because they’re watching television. They eat because they’re happy. They eat because they’re sad.
Modern man has a very unhealthy relationship with food.
But absolutely nobody wants to hear that.
Hell, tell a person that and they’ll bite your head off.
And, after, they’ll go home and stuff their faces.
Ah… the circle of life.