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#DirtyDecember At-Home Fitness Challenge: Day 2

Stardate: 2nd December – 2015

Alright!
As many would know, for years I’ve hosted free (monthly) online fitness challenges. True to form, I’m hosting one for Christmas… to help negate the weight-gain inherent to the season.
What many don’t realise, is that I actually participate in these challenges as well. I do so, whilst maintaining my usual workouts… as a form of support. And, yes… I struggle. Some days, I struggle BAD! Today was one such day.
Here goes!

Prologue: β€Ž
Missed the 1st day of my challenge… so I needed to combine days 1 and 2’s workouts (plus my normal gym workout) to make up.
I was NOT looking forward to it at all.


My goals for today, not counting my usual workout:

  • Planks: 5 minute total
  • Burpees: 100 reps
  • Push-ups: 100 reps
  • Jumping jacks: 100 reps
*sighs*

Arrived at the gym 8 minutes early… figuring that’d give me a decent headstart. My training partner came 15 minutes late… giving me more of a headstart than i’d anticipated. I’m still unsure as to whether I should thank him, or tell him off.

– Jumping jacks: 100 reps
JESUS CHRIST! MY LUNGS! I’d forgotten how much these burn. This is not a good sign.
– Push-ups: 100 reps
Contrary to popular belief, I suck at push-ups. I regretted every rep… unashamedly.
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– burpee (without push-up): 100 reps
I walked past the treadmill, and swore I observed a woman watching hardcore black pornographer. Either i’m in the wrong place, or burpees have left me delusional.

Either way…

BURPEES!

I swear I must be the only person in existence that likes this exercise. My legs are wobbly. My eyes are blurry. My lungs feel like i’ve been holding my breath underwater… under burning water… with mortar shells whizzing past me… whilst carrying full tactical gear.

But… HOLY SHIT, do I ever love it.

Today, I experimented with several variations: those with forward jumps, backward broad jumps, overhead clapping, lateral hops, behind-the-back clapping. I’m not sure if this was self love or abuse… but it happened.

Dear Lord, did it ever happen!

– Machine standing calf raise: 5 sets – 300 lbs x 15 reps each
I like to train calves when i’m fresh, so I can dedicate a tonne of energy to developing large ones. Today though, no such luck. Everything from burpees onward has been a struggle. πŸ™‚
– Lying leg curls:
3 sets: 10 plates x 15 reps each
My hamstrings are on fire. There must be a law against this. I’d call the police myself, but I’m too pretty for prison.
Barbell squat: ass to calves, with a deliverate pause at the bottom – β€Ž3 sets: 225 lbs x 3 reps each
Decided to cut back on the poundage today. I *may* be a bit light-headed πŸ™‚
– Plank.
Managed to knock off a 2-minute set, and three one-minute sets. My shoulders were DONE at this point.
Mind you: My legs are fine… But i’m horribly nauseous by now.
Job well-done methinks.
I mean… look at this face!
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’til tomorrow.

Yours in health, peace, and fitness,
– Corey Springer
Apollo Fitness Barbados

http://www.GetNarked.net

p.s. Here’s a link to the Full Fitness Challenge: https://www.facebook.com/events/1524360047879653/

Give it a go!

14-days-til-Crop-Over Fat-Loss Diet

Stardate: July 18th2015

Good morning all.

Barbados’ “Grand Kadooment” carnival is a mere two Mondays away. Many of you aren’t ready. I know. I see you. You’ve been trying, failing. Spinning your wheels. I know the struggle, friends. I’ve lived it.

It’s not too late though. We’ve got some tips and tricks to bring you down 5 to 15 pounds. Are you ready?

Okay. Here are the secrets. For the next 13 days, we’ll be eating like this:

  1. 10 calories per pound of bodyweight (9 calories per pound, if your waist is over 35 inches… as a large percentage of that weight will be fat; which burns very few calories at rest).

    For a 170 lb (fe)male, that’s 1530-1700 calories per day.

    You can opt to spread this out over 3 or 4 meals over the course of the day… five if you’ve the time, inclination, and/or usually have the urge to snack late at night.

  2. 0.75-1 gram of protein per pound of bodyweight.

    For the 170 lb (fe)male, that’s 128-170 grams of protein per day.

  3. Increase calories consumed from healthy fats to 20% of daily calories.

    For a 170 lb (fe)male, consuming 1530-1700 calories per day, that’s 34-38 grams of fat

  4. Restrict starchy carbs and sweets to 50 grams total… consumed immediately after exercise.
  5. All other calories? Allot that to green and cruciferous vegetables!!

  6. This may be a no-brainer but: EXERCISE DAILY GATDAMMIT!

    It doesn’t need to be anything over the top. I’d alternating between a high-intensity, short-duration exercise on one day, and a long-duration low-intensity exercise on the other.

    That could be as simple as 50 burpees on one day, and a 1 hour walk on the other day… alternating from day to day til Crop-Over.

    If you’re already moderately active, try adding a new activity for one or two additional days per week. Bootcamp is a good choice.

    < — See Previous Article, “BootCamp or Nah?” –>

  7. Increase water intake by 1.5 litres. Furthermore, pop in to the supermarket, and buy thirteen 1.5 litre bottles of water, so you have no excuses!

    Whatever you do, DON’T restrict your water intake. A lot of people are still of the opinion that drinking water makes you hold water, and feel bloated. It is actually the opposite.

  8. Keep an eye on your sodium intake (- we’re aiming at 2000-3500mg per day max). But DON’T make the mistakes of obsession over sodium… or cutting it out altogether.

    Many people make the mistake of cutting sodium, in the misplaced belief that it’ll help them shed weight on the long-term. Risk that, and you risk cramping up before you even dance to your first song.

  9. On day 14 (i.e. Kadooment day), stick as closely to the plan as laid out… Have your drinks, etc. But stay hydrated. It’ll make the day after WAY easier

Need further help pulling it all together?

Let’s get that flat stomach!

Oh! BTW!!! I’ve been negligent.
For this, I apologise.

I mean, seriously, how could I NOT share the biggest thing we’ve done this past summer with you?

BAM!!

Yours in fitness,
– Corey Springer
Apollo Fitness Barbados

http://www.GetNarked.net